Top Dojo Executives Implicated in Map Rotation Scandal

Top-level Dojo executives have been named as the criminal masterminds behind what officials are calling “The most inconsequential map rotation scandal in Altitude gaming history”. Although it remains unclear what impact this news could have on the global economy as a whole, most market experts agree that they “don’t know what the f*** a Ball Dojo is” and called for answers to tough questions, such as “Who the hell are you?” and “How did you get past security?”.

Dojo executives could not be reached for comment.


One thought on “Top Dojo Executives Implicated in Map Rotation Scandal

  1. E.M. says:

    This only strengthens my theory that we only play the same 5 maps over and over.

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