Ninjas Mostly Knit at Night

soccernamlak has joined the ranks of the Dojo ninjas!

When not actively engaged in ninja-craft, soccernamlak enjoys brewing herbal tea, knitting and pickpocketing the elderly.

That’s my theory, anyway.

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Dojo Ninjas

Dojo admins will henceforth be referred to as Dojo ninjas. Why?

Why not?

Thank you, that is all.

Dojo Vidcast: Episode 5 – {T}oo Much {T}adow

It’s time again for the latest and greatest in Altitude video blabbering blogging. Fans should be happy to know this is the last of the ‘older recordings,’ meaning from now on you can expect the commentary and video to come from a spectating perspective!

In this episode: Neut goes back in time, we see what happens when {T}adow overflows a server, Quenlar is unstoppable, and we all ramble on for way too long!

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Dojo Vidcast: Episode 4 – Sponsored by Home Depot

Welcome Ball Dojo Fans! It’s time again for the latest and greatest in Dojo Vidcasting (Ok, except for the fact I cut out the “Most Deadly” award from the video…) For this video, we have the usual suspects including GFlare, Jazz (who’s a big fan of Lumber), Quenlar, and Soccernamlak included for witty commentary. Higher quality is available with the quality settings button on the video.

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Top Dojo Executives Implicated in Map Rotation Scandal

Top-level Dojo executives have been named as the criminal masterminds behind what officials are calling “The most inconsequential map rotation scandal in Altitude gaming history”.  Continue reading

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Dojo Vidcast: Episode 3 – Not One Neutenheimer!

It’s that time again… For a lovely new episode of the Ball Dojo Vidcast.  This vid includes an overloaded commentary booth containing GFlare, Jazz, Quenlar, Soccernamlak, and NeutenheimerHigher quality is available with the quality settings button on the video.

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Wanted: Dojo War Correspondents

Submit your funny, informative or creative writing, in-game screenshots, new maps, screencasts (etc).  If it’s Altitude-related, in good taste and adds something to the site, I want it!  I also like cookies and penguins; not eating penguins, mind you, just in general.  Then again, I’m open to trying new things.
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I can has admin? Yes, u can!

Moving forward, admin positions will be rotated on an as-needed basis in order to keep admin slots filled with active players.
Please note, this is not a punish/reward system.   Continue reading

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New Maps: Coal, Desolate & Reef!

Check out 3 new maps from Nikon!  Coal, Desolate and Reef.  Now votable in the Dojo map list.  The map list and map rotation have both been updated with several changes.

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Dojo Vidcast: Episode 2 – Bo{T} Carries

The Official Unofficial Video Podcast is back, and it’s better than ever! (Was it any good before?)  In todays episode, we feature one of the newer Altitude maps created by Nikon: “Skylands.”  Unfortunately, with a little more ‘GFlare echo’ than usual.

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